I don't have any french ponies to use! Ridiculous.
Last night in the roundup, I tossed a video in there from a French news group. Sadly there weren't any captions or anything, so most of you couldn't understand it! luckily a few people went through and translated all of it. For the most part it's actually really well researched, imagine that?
Check the video out here (turn on captions in the Youtube menu), as well as the entire translation in text form.