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Author: Roy G. Biv
Description: Applejack and Big Mac’s cart breaks down as they’re delivering apples to the next town over. Lucky for them, an old castle happens to be nearby… An attempt at Rocky Horror Picture Show in the pony universe.
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Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Rocky Horror, Silly
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I love you Seth!
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Oh Celestia's solar-flaring orgasms! This is such a crazy combination!
mind exploding reality melting suicide sounds great and the picture plus rose tint my world makes me screeeeeeeeeeeeeeam please heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp
I love this fandom
@ErroneousI love Seth.
At first I was like 'WOAH WHAT'And then I was like 'This is gonna rock'Then I read it and I was like 'This isn't very good.'Honestly, if this can get accepted, Alicorn Pie has no reason not to.
What did I just read?
@Anon at 10:02.You've been spending too much time with Littlepip.
So did I miss the part where we decided that we're attempting to cross MLP with everything but the kitchen sink?
This is missing the comedy tag that would have everybody giving it an insta 6-stars
@Triforce of the GodsMy Little Kitchen Sink… Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!I used to wonder what doing dishes could mean,Until you got clogged up by a bean!Lots of Drano! The pipes go clunk!Under you daily while singing this song!Don't call a plumber, it's an easy fix!Okay, call the blasted guy already!My Little Kitchen Siink, you know you just cost me a GRA-A-A-A-AND!
Keep the smoke in the bowl~!
@Roy G. Biv I laughed so very hard.
@Anonymous I agree, Anon.
they didnt even get to "i can make you a man." i am disappoint
Seventeenth
@Roy G. BivOK, that comment wins.
MMMM Satire
Despite having not yet seen the other half of this crossover (sadly), I must say that this has been one of the most inane bits of fan-fiction I have ever laid eyes on, what with its inconsistent characterization, over-reliance on sexual humor, and utter disregard for all things logical and sensible.I approve. Immensely.
Came for the fic, stayed for the comments.But seriously, all this crossing over and yet somehow nobody (as far as I know) has done the inevitable Touhou/MLP fic.
@Roy G. BivThat comment… Just epic…As for the story… I'm at about 37% (if I can trust my phone on that) and I'm already asking myself "WTF am I reading"
"I'm just a sweet fashionsta from metrosexual Fillydelphia, ha-ha!"I'll be honest, I've been laughing for 10 minutes straight ater reading this, and I am STILL laughing hard. Fluttershy walking funny…*boom*Sorry, I just exploded from laughter… I just hope I won't explode… AGAIN
IT'S… ASTOUNDING…TIME IS… FLEETING…MADNESS…TAKES IT'S TOLL…And whatever you do, when they ask you if this is your first time, DON'T SAY "YES"!I was active in fandom in the late Seventies/early Eighties, the peak of the Rocky Horror craze. You could not have a con without the film/video room showing a "Surprise Cult Classic" at midnight, a con masquerade without at least two or three Time Warp or Sweet Transvestite numbers.One of my co-workers at the time used to be a Rockie. He was also into fire-eating stunts, and became a legend by "blowing the volcano" at one Rocky screening."There's a lightOver at the Frankenstein place…"FOOSH! Fifteen-foot sheet of butane flame, completely whited out the screen!Headless Unicorn Guy
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And crawling on Equestria's faceSome insects called the pony raceLost in time, lost in spaceAnd meaning.
I haven't read this yet, but I ALREADY LOVE YOU!!! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAIIIIINNN!!!!!!!!
I'm not commenting on the story here (which is.. okay, but I'm not a Rocky Horror fan); but why does everyone who sees Rarity in her stage gear from "Sonic Rainboom" start saying that she's a drag queen?
I admit I skimmed for the songs, but they were great. It's a shame the story stopped half way through.
You know, if someone was willing to do a full MLP crossover with Rocky Horror, here's my thoughts on the casting:Princess Celestia as The Criminologist (authority figures, historical experts, slight differences in presence or lack of neck)Princess Luna as Brad Majors (timid bookworm)Fluttershy as Janet Weiss (timid, propensity to faint)Trixie as Riff Raff (for the hair and demeanors)Pinkie Pie as Magenta (insane housekeepers)Rarity as Columbia (dress fashionably, in love with Eddie)Nightmare Moon as Dr. Frank-N-Furter (flamboyant antagonists, both creepy, dress in…unusual ways)Big Mac as Rocky Horror (large, muscular, attractive)Spike as Eddie (attempts to be badass, in love with Columbia, relation to Dr. Scott)Twilight Sparkle as Dr. Everett V. Scott (scientists, in wheelchairs, resistance to 'group enjoyments', relation to Eddie)
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@AnonymousBut Luna doesn't fit the role of "Arsehole"!
@AnonymousGreat casting choice, I'd read it.
@poopnateTrue, but Twi makes a better Dr. Scott, so there's a bit of a shortage for those to fit the role of bookworm…
@AnonymousThese are pretty good, but I think I'd change a few around:Rainbowdash as EddieIf busting out of the deep freeze, crashing the party, and upstaging the host doesn't scream Dash- then I just don't know.Pinkie Pie as ColumbiaTurns into Pinkamina after Dash bites it.Rarity as MagentaApplejack as BradI'd say Brad is more about being a uptight condescending white guy (asshole) than a bookworm, and I think Applejack's somewhat "conservative" nature could fit into that.Anyway, just my thoughts.