[Adventure][Random][Comedy][Slightly Grimdark] “Post it. Post it now. Right now. No, I mean RIGHT now. That was a fantastic one-shot.” –Pre Reader who gets excited easily
Author: DeviousPie
Description: After seven years of Celestia’s tyranny, the ponies have had enough. Twilight creates a plan to finally get back at their beloved princess — by robbing her of her crown. An over-the-top heist parody.
Additional Tags: Action-comedy, over-the-top, jewel, heist, parody
equestriadaily 
FIRST
NOT FIRST
This is why we can't have nice things, Anonymous.
Oh hey, I know this author.
Random… yes. comedy… yep. AJ has a gun… slightly grimdark.I'll be… somewhere else now. Thank you.
This makes absolutely no sense.
This… is deliciously random.
Uhhh.. what the hay have I just read?
Pinkie Pie is a terrible wildcard. She didn't cut the brakes or scream "WILDCARD BITCHES! YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!" She needs wildcard practice.
…I have no idea what I just read, but I enjoyed it.
This is hilariously random. 5/5
9/10Kind of a jerk thing Trollestia did at the endLuna just doesn't get enough love
Okay, this is actually pretty fantastic. Random, yes, but coherent. It actually tells a proper story on it's own rather than being a purely crack fic. "I can't change the names, because I spent 95% of the planning time coming up with them."Spike dispatching the guards was hilarious, as well as Applejack's affectionate treatment of 'Rutherford'. Good stuff.
I feel sad for Luna. She didn't do anything, but still got her home, crown, money, and freedom stolen from her.
@ Narwhal's BendAll's fair in love, war and random humor fiction!
"Shoves a bound-and-gagged Trixie on the table"I want in on this game.
LOVE the argument! Can't wait to read this!
The argument seems to be between this being hilarious idiocy or just plain idiocy.
Oh dear god that was HILARIOUS. 5/5
@AnonymousI would trade all my jewels for a bound and gagged Luna.
@C. Theron VulpinHuh? Gun? All I saw was the noble sacrifice of Rutherford for the greater good.
@shibbolethYou have no idea how much this made me smile.
@Narwhals' Benduhh… eww…
"Applejack's affectionate treatment of 'Rutherford'."Some one please draw this!
I… what…? What did I just read? And why can I not stop laughing?
wth rotflmto
That was the single funniest fanfic I have ever read in all my life.Jesus christ, the last paragraph just killed me.
this is awesome brony! I laughed so hard when spike got rid of the guards
Had some genuinelly great moments of sheer "Oh my god what is happening?" feelings. Random with a direction.
20 feet are like 6 meters, that would be like standing on the roof of a 2-story-house with flatroof.A horse hoof is a little smaller (in length) than a human's foot and a pony's hoof is like half the length of a human's foot.That would mean that Dash was flying 3 meters over the ground, which is neither bird's eye or stealthy. It's about the same height of the cloud she was lounging in at the first episode.
@AnonymousThanks for that information. I wasn't really thinking about numbers when I wrote this story, but I'll change the numbers around once I get the chance to edit it.
Wow, this was AMAZING. Made me laugh a lot. Spike's part was hilarious!
This story made my day. I liked the whole schizo-gun relationship Applejack had and Pinkie being a Wild Card.
Grimdark?Hell, I've seen a Normal/Comedy fic worse than that!
Listen to the Mission Impossible theme while reading this. DO IT.
That was deeply silly.
Celly's gonna lose that card game, I just know it.
Bravo, I say, Bravo!I enjoyed this fanfiction much more than I did any other.
Yay, Equestria will forever know my name. That was probably the most hilarious fanfic I've read. I was laughing hysterically the entire time, and no fanfic has ever made me do that before. Brilliant!
That was brilliant.
Thanks for all the general praise, everypony. I hope I made your day just a little bit more absurd.
It's evil! It's diabolical! It's… not lemon scented.Meh, close enough.
My reaction to this story was basically the pre-reader's.This is one of the most incredible, balls-out pieces of absurdism I have ever read, and I loved every minute of it.Also, Rutherford is the new Abacus.
I Pinkie swear this is one of the best fanfics I've read in my entire life. All the Trollestia just KILLED me.
I had to read all of Celestia's lines in a classic James Bond villain voice.
Damn. Enough tags for you?
This is the best Trollestia I've seen yet. ❤
My Money. SHUT UP AND TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
"Fourthly, where's my sandwich?" Best line in a fan fiction I've read since "The Elements of Awesomery." Random, stupid, funny, read it.
I'm not a total fan of random stories, but this is absolutely the best random MLP story I've ever read. I, love, this, story. You, Deviouspie, are a genius.
FIFTY-FIRST!!!!
"Sometimes, he gits so scared that he jus’ goes n’ shoots ponies."Amazing.
That was incredible.
*throws a pulse cannon in the pot*Heck, I'll join in too.Just don't touch the blue button.
SEQUEL.NAO!
Sense.This fic made none.Whatever, I still laughed a fair bit because of it. Works for me. Utterly random, fairly devious amounts of OOC, and yet hilarious….although, now I want to see Ocean's Eleven, re-enacted with ponies.
That was delicious.And yes, that is the most appropriate word to describe a fic like this.
@A Terrible PersonOm nom nom nom nom.Anypony else realize that Seth forgot to give this story a star tag?Clearly, it's too cool for one.
@DeviouspieThis should technically get a star-needed tag right now, but it will be given a star-whatever tag once it gets archived (moved off of the recent list at the bottom of the page). At least, I think I recall Seth saying that's how the ratings work someplace.
@Darth EquusWorkin' on it.