Story: The Crown Jewels

[Adventure][Random][Comedy][Slightly Grimdark] “Post it. Post it now. Right now. No, I mean RIGHT now. That was a fantastic one-shot.” –Pre Reader who gets excited easily

Author: DeviousPie

Description: After seven years of Celestia’s tyranny, the ponies have had enough. Twilight creates a plan to finally get back at their beloved princess — by robbing her of her crown. An over-the-top heist parody.

The Crown Jewels

Additional Tags: Action-comedy, over-the-top, jewel, heist, parody

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60 Responses to Story: The Crown Jewels

  1. Anonymous says:

    This is why we can't have nice things, Anonymous.

  2. ZAquanimus says:

    Oh hey, I know this author.

  3. Random… yes. comedy… yep. AJ has a gun… slightly grimdark.I'll be… somewhere else now. Thank you.

  4. Anonymous says:

    This makes absolutely no sense.

  5. Grif says:

    This… is deliciously random.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Uhhh.. what the hay have I just read?

  7. Anonymous says:

    Pinkie Pie is a terrible wildcard. She didn't cut the brakes or scream "WILDCARD BITCHES! YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!" She needs wildcard practice.

  8. Anonymous says:

    …I have no idea what I just read, but I enjoyed it.

  9. Patty says:

    This is hilariously random. 5/5

  10. colin23567 says:

    9/10Kind of a jerk thing Trollestia did at the endLuna just doesn't get enough love

  11. Var says:

    Okay, this is actually pretty fantastic. Random, yes, but coherent. It actually tells a proper story on it's own rather than being a purely crack fic. "I can't change the names, because I spent 95% of the planning time coming up with them."Spike dispatching the guards was hilarious, as well as Applejack's affectionate treatment of 'Rutherford'. Good stuff.

  12. I feel sad for Luna. She didn't do anything, but still got her home, crown, money, and freedom stolen from her.

  13. Var says:

    @ Narwhal's BendAll's fair in love, war and random humor fiction!

  14. Anonymous says:

    "Shoves a bound-and-gagged Trixie on the table"I want in on this game.

  15. Ekevoo says:

    LOVE the argument! Can't wait to read this!

  16. Deviouspie says:

    The argument seems to be between this being hilarious idiocy or just plain idiocy.

  17. Casper says:

    Oh dear god that was HILARIOUS. 5/5

  18. @AnonymousI would trade all my jewels for a bound and gagged Luna.

  19. shibboleth says:

    @C. Theron VulpinHuh? Gun? All I saw was the noble sacrifice of Rutherford for the greater good.

  20. Deviouspie says:

    @shibbolethYou have no idea how much this made me smile.

  21. Anonymous says:

    "Applejack's affectionate treatment of 'Rutherford'."Some one please draw this!

  22. I… what…? What did I just read? And why can I not stop laughing?

  23. Anonymous says:

    That was the single funniest fanfic I have ever read in all my life.Jesus christ, the last paragraph just killed me.

  24. Anonymous says:

    this is awesome brony! I laughed so hard when spike got rid of the guards

  25. Anonymous says:

    Had some genuinelly great moments of sheer "Oh my god what is happening?" feelings. Random with a direction.

  26. Anonymous says:

    20 feet are like 6 meters, that would be like standing on the roof of a 2-story-house with flatroof.A horse hoof is a little smaller (in length) than a human's foot and a pony's hoof is like half the length of a human's foot.That would mean that Dash was flying 3 meters over the ground, which is neither bird's eye or stealthy. It's about the same height of the cloud she was lounging in at the first episode.

  27. Deviouspie says:

    @AnonymousThanks for that information. I wasn't really thinking about numbers when I wrote this story, but I'll change the numbers around once I get the chance to edit it.

  28. Anonymous says:

    Wow, this was AMAZING. Made me laugh a lot. Spike's part was hilarious!

  29. MasterofRoku says:

    This story made my day. I liked the whole schizo-gun relationship Applejack had and Pinkie being a Wild Card.

  30. Anonymous says:

    Grimdark?Hell, I've seen a Normal/Comedy fic worse than that!

  31. Anonymous says:

    Listen to the Mission Impossible theme while reading this. DO IT.

  32. Stryke says:

    That was deeply silly.

  33. Anonymous says:

    Celly's gonna lose that card game, I just know it.

  34. jaayro says:

    Bravo, I say, Bravo!I enjoyed this fanfiction much more than I did any other.

  35. Yay, Equestria will forever know my name. That was probably the most hilarious fanfic I've read. I was laughing hysterically the entire time, and no fanfic has ever made me do that before. Brilliant!

  36. ToonNinja says:

    That was brilliant.

  37. Deviouspie says:

    Thanks for all the general praise, everypony. I hope I made your day just a little bit more absurd.

  38. Anonymous says:

    It's evil! It's diabolical! It's… not lemon scented.Meh, close enough.

  39. My reaction to this story was basically the pre-reader's.This is one of the most incredible, balls-out pieces of absurdism I have ever read, and I loved every minute of it.Also, Rutherford is the new Abacus.

  40. I Pinkie swear this is one of the best fanfics I've read in my entire life. All the Trollestia just KILLED me.

  41. Cameron says:

    I had to read all of Celestia's lines in a classic James Bond villain voice.

  42. Anonymous says:

    Damn. Enough tags for you?

  43. Anonymous says:

    This is the best Trollestia I've seen yet. ❤

  44. Anonymous says:

    My Money. SHUT UP AND TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. Avogadro says:

    "Fourthly, where's my sandwich?" Best line in a fan fiction I've read since "The Elements of Awesomery." Random, stupid, funny, read it.

  46. I'm not a total fan of random stories, but this is absolutely the best random MLP story I've ever read. I, love, this, story. You, Deviouspie, are a genius.

  47. Anonymous says:

    "Sometimes, he gits so scared that he jus’ goes n’ shoots ponies."Amazing.

  48. Anonymous says:

    That was incredible.

  49. Anonymous says:

    *throws a pulse cannon in the pot*Heck, I'll join in too.Just don't touch the blue button.

  50. FoxOfWar says:

    Sense.This fic made none.Whatever, I still laughed a fair bit because of it. Works for me. Utterly random, fairly devious amounts of OOC, and yet hilarious….although, now I want to see Ocean's Eleven, re-enacted with ponies.

  51. That was delicious.And yes, that is the most appropriate word to describe a fic like this.

  52. Deviouspie says:

    @A Terrible PersonOm nom nom nom nom.Anypony else realize that Seth forgot to give this story a star tag?Clearly, it's too cool for one.

  53. @DeviouspieThis should technically get a star-needed tag right now, but it will be given a star-whatever tag once it gets archived (moved off of the recent list at the bottom of the page). At least, I think I recall Seth saying that's how the ratings work someplace.

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