Story: Cargo Cult

[Random] Crazy /co/ parody story thing! Here is your summary.

Summary: Twilight Sparkle, lost deep within an uncharted part of the Everfree Forest, meets a strange group of tribal creatures and learns their shocking secret in a “Gulliver’s Travels”-like satire of Brony culture.

Cargo Cult

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18 Responses to Story: Cargo Cult

  1. Ziqh says:

    Whoever wrote this is a genius.Bravo, sir. Bravo.

  2. Anonymous says:

    That was awesome and funny.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Funny, interesting, thoroughly enjoyable story.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Wow, I did not catch the clever puns in there until I said them out loud to myself. I especially loved the zero ten mocking of the trolls. Very well done.

  5. Lucres says:

    Made some minor edits to the google docs version, after I noticed that I described the forest as "dense" three times in the space of a few paragraphs (I'll beat myself with a thesaurus later, as penance). Also fixed a few formatting issues. I'll stop dicking around with it now, though. Thanks again for the kind words, you guys are awesome.

  6. Ebon Mane says:

    This was so many kinds of awesome

  7. Sandman says:

    This story had me cracking up, truly a funny story. I definitely liked the puns. This is probably a stupid question but,"zero ten! Zero ten!" ?Requesting clarification on the meaning.

  8. Lucres says:

    @SandmanReference to people "rating" trolling attempts, i.e. "0/10" or "zero out of ten".

  9. Glorious. Absolutely GLORIOUS.10/10!I nearly shit myself laughing when "Stupid Broni! No feed trolls!".

  10. HOLY MOTHERFUCKING DICKNIPPLES! That's all I have to say. The story speaks for itself.11/10

  11. Anonymous says:

    1000 internets for you dear author!

  12. Anonymous says:

    Couldn't stop grinning after introducing the non-moose. Brilliant!

  13. YouKnowMe says:

    Oh god I havn't laughed that hard in a while, I think 'Zero ten! Zero ten!' will forever be implanted in my memory.

  14. Anonymous says:

    Very cool, I can't say I get the 010 thing though.

  15. Chessie2003 says:

    brilliant! absolutely brilliant!

  16. Anonymous says:

    I lol'ed the entire way through. Hilarious idea ;p

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